Friday, July 11, 2008

Love of the Vegetarians

female vegetarian - species found in forests of Amazon & some part of Pune, erandwane
Characteristics - thrives on junk food & dhokla and and averse to all products that reek of chicken and mutton alike
Species has orientation towards motion pictures that star *%# actors portraying boy-next-door I am a loverboy and will be always in college till I am 40 hero...

male vegetarian - species found in Central India, migrates to london in fall, resides in the heart of singular female vegetarian and has fondness to all things muzikal....


So in typical harry n sally style ... nah .. thts for the oldies ... these 2 met in true information technologically cyber spacially technical way .... although I must remind all readers that the technical quotient of the lady is one up only on ...hmmmm ... no one ... < for people who refute this claim on grounds that the subject hold a bachelors of engineering degree my defence is that:
1. the college from she has obtained the degree no longer exists
2. subject is no longer a bachelor


Yeneways....

moving on... girl meets boy on cyberworld ..boy is recruited by company that girl shall soon join ... .blah blha ... thn one day they chat on the compny messenger utility .... thn move on to yahoo, gtalk ... etc etc ... somewhere in the midst of all the pleasatries and how are u's exchanged ... cupid strikes .... who first I dunno ... but it strikes .... soon both are consumed by love shove ... saiyaan is seven seas away in the land of the queen... damsel is in Pune ... but damsel has a friend who will be in London in a while .. so she assigns her a secret mission ..

Excerpts of the conversation with the lady and her friend:

R-Ben: Hey Avs ... I am a dumbo
Avanti: ya i know ..wat else ...
R-Ben: I am also in love .... i think
Avanti: ya ... tell me the details
R-Ben: cant ... I need you to do me a favour
Avanti: ya bol na .. nething for u babes
R-Ben: when u go to London can u meet up with A G
Avanti:A G .. O G .... yeh kaun hai G ..
R-Ben: Hes my honewale bachhoo ka papa
Avanti: Ok .... will I get X-ray goggles and a Aston Martin for this task
R-Ben: No i will give you a SRK poster and some finacle T-shirt instead
Avanti: Ok will do ..

So avanti set sail on the seven seas fighting sea monsters and pirates and reached the shore of the Queen.

And there she met the papa of the jignesh and he passed the few chemistry physics geographical tests with flying colors/////

Cut to Pune:
A G come to meet R-Ben .... both in love .. boy admits ... girl makes him wait for 7 days .. or was it more .. ???? and says in total filmi style ....

" mere tujse hai pehle ka vaada kabhi

yunhi nahin dil lubhata koi

jaane tu ya jaaannnnnneee naaaaaaa"

or maybe it was just a yes .. I dunnno cos I wasnt there .. .but moral of the story is that the vegetarian couple count in the world went up by 1 ...


And then it was a flash by of event ... boy meet girls parent .. girl meets boy parents ... all parents meet ... data shate fix .... and its now a longgggggggggggg countdown to the marriage ceremony ,,,,,,

P.S. - All characters who occur or do not occur in this sequence of events and have intersting tit bits to add please do so ...
This is so Jignesh n Jigisha can know what tere parents did in teir jawani ke din ,....

Thank you and signing of from this post ....

SSS.

Express Junction

Created: Out of boredom

Selfish motive: To maintain sanctity of Another One Up

Pros: I cant write whatever I want

Cons: Refer the floor above

Mission Statement: Express as much as you can ... albeit under camouflage

Rules: Dont pick your nose while reading or writing...under critical circumstances you may use an old rag to facilitate the precision procedure

Expectations: None

Benchmark: Red cross with 2 guitars crisscrossed like a X

What not to expect here: sense

What to expect here: nonsense expressed

Moral of the story: Always be on time for an appointment

Signing off,
bogey man @ express junction ... next stop shaadi of the vegetarians